How to answer your phone when it rings.........

This is the land of irrational exuberance, home of Alan Greenspan.

Or..........

This is the Federal Reserve where money grows on trees. Press one for the printing press. Press two for the discount window!

Or...........

Gestapo Headquarters, Berlin Germany. Adolf Eichmann speaking.

Or........

Vatican Headquarters, Rome Italy, Pope Holy Poop Poop speaking. Have you confessed your sins today?

Or........

Welcome to Al Qaeda Headquarters. How may we bomb you today?